He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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