Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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