the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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