Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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