okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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