Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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