Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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