He kissed a someone with a penis
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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