So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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