TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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