I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
