i jhust puked up my retainher.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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