yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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