Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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