The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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