My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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