Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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