Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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