we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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