apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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