Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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