I cockslap morals
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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