i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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