You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
