no, he came in my armpit
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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