she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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