she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i just had sex bonerless
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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