I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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