Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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