Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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