got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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