Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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