Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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