omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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