She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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