I just threw up on my dentist
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
false alarm. still invincible.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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