I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I smell stomach acid.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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