Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just gift wrapped bread.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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