BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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