How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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