I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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