Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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