You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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