just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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