Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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