i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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