Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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