She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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