I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there