Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?