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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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  She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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  She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.

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• (585): View more from New York

  if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way

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• (310): View more from California

  I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating

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