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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

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  I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

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  you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

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• (631): View more from New York

  OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper

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• (283): View more from Ohio

  He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?

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