He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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