WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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