why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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