What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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