i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
