so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
oh god the rape fog is back!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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