who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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