I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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