Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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