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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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