yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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