Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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